Get that bucket, will ya? I'm gonna Ralph!

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph... what are we going to do with you? First, I never woulda bought a Pinto anyway, because I have good taste in cars. Second, thanks a lot for sticking us with Bush winning Florida in '00. Third, you fail to realize that this election is much different. The Dems have found a candidate to believe in. Sure, you'll get a few votes: from the morons that are too stupid to realize that this election marks a turning point in American history like none they have seen in their lifetime and would rather waste their vote than take a stand.

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